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CUZ I SAID SO !: Celebrity WTF’s Volume 95

Unii dintre voi stiti ca am avut probleme cu computerul … M-am intors … atat de mult pentru a acoperi, dar, va trebui sa aleg si sa aleg pentru ca mi-a lipsit mult! Voi incerca sa va actualizez si sa o mentin pe scurt.

Incepem.

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Dupa luni intregi de zvonuri, refuzuri si povesti in reviste, Jessica Simpson si Nick Lachey se fac oficial. Cuplul si-a anuntat separat separarea miercuri trecuta.

„Dupa trei ani de casatorie si grija si consideratie atenta, am decis sa ne despartim”, au spus Simpson si Lachey intr-o declaratie oficiala.

Hmmm si intre timp Jessica a iesit la filme si a luat cina cu Trace Ayala. Aparent este cel mai bun prieten al lui Justin Timberlake si a fost logodit cu Elisha Cuthbert, dar, destul de ciudat, s-a despartit doar de ea, dupa ce Nick si Jessica au anuntat despartirea lor.

Christina Aguilera a legat nodul cu executivul muzical Jordan Bratman intr-o ceremonie de sambata seara in Valea Napa din California, a informat Us Weekly. Surse au declarat pentru revista ca Aguilera, cu parul decorat in bijuterii si tras inapoi intr-un buchet acoperit de flori albe, a mers pe culoar intr-o rochie crestina Lacroix. Cuplul a facut schimb de inele in fata a aproximativ 130 de invitati. Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz si Drew Barrymore au fost printre lista vedetelor care au participat. Punctul culminant al nuntii a fost atunci cand mirele le-a multumit parintilor pentru „barbatia lui bine inzestrata”.

Cred ca Christina stie cu adevarat „Ce vrea o fata!”

Katie Holmes a fost aruncata dintr-un cinematograf din California, cand un gadget vibrant pe care-l agata deranjat de alti fani ai filmului. Katie a sustinut ca detine un ajutor zgomotos impotriva stomacului ei insarcinat, deoarece crede ca este reconfortant pentru fat.

Am doua teorii despre cele intamplate.

1) Tom a implantat un pistol impacat pe logodnica sa pentru a o trezi in timp ce-i urmarea filmul „Razboiul lumii”. Daca a incercat sa dea din cap, ea a primit 2.046 de volti prin corp.

2) Acesta nu a fost un dispozitiv care sa vibreze pentru a mangaia fatul. A fost … um, confort, mami.

Mai multe stiri despre Tom si Katie …. intentioneaza sa astepte pana cand copilul lor se va naste inainte de a se casatori in 2006. Tom a spus lui Barbara Walters, intr-un special TV viitor, ca cuplul angajat planuieste o ceremonie de nunta pentru vara viitoare sau toamna devreme, dar inca trebuie sa stabileasca o data. De asemenea, Tom a dezvaluit ca si-a cumparat propria masina sonograma, astfel incat sa poata urmari progresul copilului. El intentioneaza sa doneze echipamentele spitalicesti de inalta tehnologie unei maternitati nedezvaluite.

Ceea ce ar trebui sa investeasca este un test de paternitate.

Fosta sotie a lui Tom, Nicole Kidman, nu a putut fi adresata pentru comentarii, desi am o viziune despre reactia ei.

Kirsten Dunst isi are prietenii ingrijorati. Acum este agatata cu Tara Reid. Cei doi s-au prezentat impreuna la o petrecere. Kirsten castiga destul de reputatie in aceste zile, deoarece se prezinta la petreceri si premiere peste tot pierdute ….. Si unele site-uri web o numesc acum „Kirsten Drunkst”.

Nu eu. Prefer sa-i spun „Thirstin ‘Dunst”

Vorbind despre betivi ….. Tara Reid este atat de disperata sa apara la concursul TV de succes „Dansez cu stelele”, ea si-a instruit agentii sa faca tot ce este nevoie pentru a-i face parte in cel de-al doilea sezon al emisiunii. Un insider sustine ca agentul lui Reid incearca „agresiv” sa ii ofere un loc in emisiunea, care are premiera in ianuarie.

Nu s-au cazut cativa puii la emisiunea de anul trecut? De data asta presupun ca nu va fi un accident daca Tara va intra in emisiune.

Se pare ca Pamela Anderson se intalneste cu fostul cantaret al lui Sugar Ray Mark McGrath. Rapoartele spun ca cei doi au petrecut un week-end la Malibu acasa, la Anderson, lasand doar sa mearga la cumparaturi alimentare.

In cele din urma! Pamela intalneste un barbat care are parul mai scurt decat al ei …. desi poate folosi WAY mai multe produse pentru par.

Vince Vaughn este fermecator, nu-si ia in serios romantismul cu Jennifer Aniston si recunoaste ca uraste intalnirea.

El spune: „Nu ma intalnesc serios. Urasc datele si nici macar nu imi place conceptul. Incerc sa nu il iau prea in serios.”

Jennifer stie asta? Aici se potrivesc intr-o alee intunecata alaturi de prieteni.

O multime de stiri despre Angelina / Brad pentru a ajunge la …

Primul Angelina Jolie a primit un pasaport cambogian dupa ce a primit cetatenia natiunii sarace din sud-estul Asiei. Apoi a aparut povestea despre Angelina care a iesit pe aeroport din cauza epuizarii. Apoi, Brad si Angelina au fost vazuti in cautarea unei case impreuna. Nu, nu in Cambodgia si naiba – nici pe strada mea. Ceea ce este cu adevarat rusine Maddox si Chelsea s-ar intelege faimos.

Angelina si Brad si-au petrecut apoi weekendul de Ziua Recunostintei vizitand victimele cutremurului din Pakistan. Ambasadorul de bunavointa al Natiunilor Unite, Angelina, a dorit sa vada cum Inaltul Comisar al ONU pentru Refugiati are grija de supravietuitorii cutremurului din octombrie, care au pretins viata a 73.000 de oameni, iar ea a luat-o pe Brad impreuna cu ea.

Asa ca, in timp ce milioane de amercani s-au umplut cu placinta de curcan si dovleac, Angelina a vizitat victimele si a vorbit pentru ele, in timp ce Brad a donat paturi ortopedice in valoare de sute de mii de dolari spitalelor locale.

De asemenea, Angelina si Brad au mers la spitale pentru a vizita victimele cutremurului, precum si zonele lovite de devastare.

Chiar si aceste femei care nu stiu cat de faimoasa este Angelina au fost infricosate de ea.

Apoi … cei doi s-au dus in Japonia pentru a-si promova filmul „Mr. and Mrs Smith”. Cuplul le-a interzis mass-media internationale sa participe la conferinte de presa in timpul calatoriei lor promotionale in Japonia, in scopul de a evita intrebari despre relatia lor. Au fost vineri la Tokyo pentru a-si promova filmul si au raspuns doar la intrebarile mass-media japoneze despre viata lor profesionala.

Angelina guides Maddox through the airport.

Braddy and Zahara. I honestly cannot say who is cuter. It’s a draw.

Madonna admitted that her hubby walked out of the room when she first played him her new album ‘Confessions on a Dancefloor’, which is currently No 1 in the UK album chart

She told Britain’s Observer Music Monthly magazine: „Guy thought it was sh*t . He prefers Irish folk music „

He also probably prefers a wife who doesn’t masterbate in a pink leotard in front of millions. Just a hunch.

Jennifer Lopez has signed up to appear in tire-makers Pirelli’s 2006 VIP calendar. The star’s shoot, in which she wears a skimpy white bikini, took place in in May. The famous calendar will be distributed to the tire firm’s VIP clients.

I guess you do what you have to when they stop sending you scripts. Even bad scripts.

Britney Spears is in talks to play the lead role in the musical „Sweet Charity” on Broadway, the New York Post reported on Wednesday. She would replace Christina Applegate in January, the Post reported. Britney on Broadway? They know she can’t sing right? Or act right? She would of been a good replacement for Christina Applegate when she was on „Married With Children” – Britney would of played slutty white trash „Kelly Bundy” to perfection. And she wouldn’t even need to act.

Here’s Britney out getting her belly button re-pierced late last week.

Meanwhile, Kevin Federline boasts he’s put his interior decorating and landscaping skills to good effect while his wife has been busy getting used to motherhood.

He says, „I designed our backyard. We’ve got a pool, a grotto, a barbecue area. But the key piece is the shark tank. It’s probably like 600 gallons. A flat-screen TV comes up in front of it. It’s like a tropical paradise.”

A two month old baby in the house and Kevin’s spending time in the backyard? What do they need a grotto for? And a shark tank? What if the baby gets out by himself….or is that the point?

Gee can’t figure out why Britney’s so pissed at him, seems like Kevin has his priorities straight. His corn rows must be way too tight.

Kevin and Britney will finally show off baby Sean in the 1st week of December PEOPLE magazine issue. Apparently they are portraying the perfect family image in the issue. Gee, maybe I underestimated Britney afterall. She IS quite the actress!

Britney even showered for the shoot. Or maybe she is wearing the bathrobe as a cover up. Literally.

Here’s Kevin with the baby. They probably made him hold a cabbage patch doll for the photo. Nobody trusts him holding the real thing cause his hands probably shake really bad if he doesn’t have a cigarette or joint in them on a regular basis.

Nicole Richie’s dad Lionel Richie – finally addressed his daughter’s weight loss. He said she is under a great amount of stress and that is why she is so thin.

In the words of his famous song….”HELLO” …your daughter is not eating. The odd lollipop or bite of a sandwich she has a ONCE a week does not count Lionel!

If Nicole’s dad was Jessica Simpson’s father Joe – her weight issue would been addressed months ago. Joe would have notice the diminishing of his daughter’s breasts.

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Stupid Paris Hilton had her pet monkey „Baby Luv” confiscated by the police. Usually, Paris just tires of her exotic animals and abandons them but, luckily this time the cops took her illegal pet monkey away from her. I am actually surprised the monkey didn’t eat Paris. Let’s face it, she’s tall, long and her hair is so yellow she could be a huge banana.

OUT AND ABOUTS…..

Mariah performed at a half time show this past week and surprisingly wasn’t half dressed. She probably made a mistake. This outfit was supposed to be for when she visits her grandma in the old folk’s home probably. I guess the old men will be in for a treat when she wanders in with the REAL half time outfit.

Courtney Cox takes in some rays on her beachfront property.

Brooke Shields is showing now with her 2nd child. I wonder if Tom Cruise will splurge and get her a sonogram machine also….I won’t hold my breath. He’ll send her some vitamins maybe.

Eva Longoria is supposed to be on Saturday Night Live this weekend and apparently she is appearing in a spoof of the „Vanity Fair” cover episode and she will play the part of Teri Hatcher. Hissy fit and all!

David Beckham and his wife Victoria leaving their hotel. They are in a hurry. Must be rushing to a designer shoe sale somewhere. No not her, him.

Nope, this ain’t Whoopi Goldberg. It’s Janet Jackson. That’s right, you read it right. Janet Jackson.

Lindsay Lohan was on Jay Leno last week. She flashed her legs to the crowd and apparently lap danced for another guest, some rapper while on the show. Her parent’s must be so proud. Really.

Paris manages to still date Stavros despite rumors that they broke up.

Jennifer Garner is still pregnant and ready to burst!

Pamela Anderson was in BC Canada this weekend with her sons. She served as the Master of ceremonies for the Grey Cup parade and made an appearance at the actual game!

Pamela also makes sure to go to all of her kid’s games whenever she can. Their team must win all the time…..how do young boys concentrate when this is on the side lines jumping up and down.

And since it got me the most comments ever last time I included Wentworth Miller on my blog. (HINT HINT)Here are a few more photos.

How will we occupy our Monday nights now ladies? Sigh.