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Este miercuri, iar timpul mare ne indepartam de cat de nebuna a fost echipa de baschet, cel putin pentru cateva minute. Deci, de ce nu o conversatie despre rivalitatile fotbalului din Minnesota si un clasament arbitrar impotriva celor 13 scoli B1G? Baietii de pe blogul B1G al E! SPN.com, Adam Rittenberg si Brian Bennett, au decis sa evalueze toate rivalitatile B1G – atat percepute cat si reale – si importanta mentinerii lor atunci cand se repartizeaza diviziunile. Au venit cu 20 de meciuri pe care le-au considerat rivalitati si le-au impartit in niveluri de „Intocabil”, „Pastratori”, „Posibili” si „Expendabili”. Sase rivalitati au fost considerate de neatins, inclusiv doua pentru Minnesota cu Wisconsin si Iowa, dar jocul Little Brown Jug cu Michigan,

Nebun? Outlandish? Sau considerand ca Minnesota a batut Michigan doar de trei ori din 1977, poate unul care este doar putin cheltuibil? Inteleg istoria lunga si traditia acestui joc, dar, din cauza faptului ca Minnesota nu a fost competitiv cu Wolverines-ul de zeci de ani, m-am putut descurca cu unul care merge pe blocul de tocare. Desigur, anti-competitivitatea din Minnesota, probabil, nu ar trebui sa fie un factor prea puternic, avand in vedere ca nici in ultimele decenii nu au fost capabili sa stea cu Wisconsin sau cu Nebraska. Totusi, as fi de acord cu Rittenberg si Bennett ca rivalitatile cu Sconnie si Iowa sunt mult mai importante de mentinut decat cea cu Michigan.

De fapt, m-a apucat sa ma gandesc la importanta ca Minnesota sa joace nu doar aceste trei, ci toti ceilalti din B1G, inclusiv noii nostri membri, pe care nimeni nu-i doreste tuturor sa fie atat de fericiti! Iata, asadar, un clasament total arbitrar al cat de important / semnificativ este sa joci fiecare echipa B1G pentru echipa ta de fotbal a Universitatii din Minnesota Golden Gophers. Si doar pentru a-i bate pe fanii oponenti cu pumnul, imi dau seama ca in afara Wisconsinului, Iowa si poate Nebraska si Michigan, Gophers se va situa aproape de partea de jos a unei liste ca asta pentru fiecare alta scoala. Dar oricum…

13. Indiana

Daca nu au jucat niciodata, as fi bine cu asta. Sunt sigur ca fanii lui Hoosier ar fi de acord – daca Hooisers nu ar mai juca pe nimeni din nou in fotbal, nu doar pe Gophers.

12. Rutgers

Am inregistrat ca spun chiar acum si acum ca B1G va regreta ca a adaugat Rutgers din doua motive: 1) Daca / cand B1G in sfarsit crapata foarte, foarte dificilul nivel de cablu de baza al pietei NYC, adaugarea de Rutgers va avea putin nimic de-a face. 2) Cand, nu daca, Maryland negociaza o achizitie semnificativ mai mica de la ACC decat taxa de iesire de 50 de milioane de dolari, iar realigmentul conferintei tilt-a-whirl devine nebun, vor fi scoli mult, mult, mult mai atragatoare, ca B1G ar putea adauga pana la 14, 16 sau 18 decat Rutgers. Cele patru scoli ACC care sunt mentionate in mod proeminent in calitate de candidati, precum si Notre Dame si chiar BC (pe care mi-as dori-o in mod exclusiv si egoist pentru hochei) sunt cu atat mai atractive si, in timp ce cred ca marsul lui Jim Delaney de a prelua lumea ar putea impinge B1G la peste 20 de echipe, Cred ca se opreste la 16 sau 18 si vor fi cateva optiuni foarte atractive care vor fi lasate afara pentru ca Delaney isi dorea Rutgers. In ceea ce priveste Gophers, as putea sa-mi pese mai putin daca vor juca vreodata Scarlet Knights si singurul motiv pentru care sunt inaintea IU este pentru ca inseamna un roadtrip potential catre NYC. Din palmares, sunt sigur ca fanii The State University din New Jersey simt la fel ca noi. Dezinteresul reciproc pare a fi o rivalitate pentru mine!

11. Illinois

Singurul motiv pentru care nu sunt mai mici pe lista este pentru ca Minnesota i-a batut de trei ori consecutiv. Multumesc Zooker-ului si Tim Beckham! Asteapta poate ca ar trebui sa fie mai inalte … asteapta nu, nu ma pot gandi la nimeni care sa fi spus vreodata „Hei hai sa luam un drum spre Champaign!”

10. Maryland

Nu pot explica, dar Terps-urile au un scor Q mai mare decat scolile de sub ele. Poate ca sunt uniformele si castile de nebunie, poate ca este vecinatatea cu piata DC, poate este afinitatea mea pentru Under Armour? Poate ca sunt toate cele de mai sus, dar imi place un plus de Maryland la conferinta si astept cu nerabdare sa-i vad sa vina la Minneapolis o data la opt ani sau oricare ar fi programarea.

9. Purdue

Incepand cu anii 1960, Minnesota nu a avut multe meciuri competitive, dar aceasta, cel putin tarziu, a fost una dintre ele. Purdue si Gophers s-au luptat recent pentru a nu fi echipe in varf, iar Minnesota a obtinut ultimul ras la inceputul acestui sezon, cand o scoala cunoscuta pentru inginerii sai si pentru inteligenta generala nu s-a putut adapta inclinarii sau trasee sluggo. Imi va fi dor de Danny Hope si de mustata lui si sa va faceti griji ca noul antrenor Darrell Hazell ii va face pe Boilermakers sa fie un mana in care sa joace cat timp va fi acolo.

8. Statul Ohio

Uite, ma prind – OSU este nemaipomenit si ca purtatorul de torta pentru B1G si Urban Meyer este un recruiter mai bun decat restul conferintei combinate si „Hang on Sloopy” si Horseshoe si tot ce se intampla cu Buckeye-uri mari. fotbal. Insa, ca fan Gopher, nu am simtit niciodata o legatura puternica cu OSU, in timp ce in general se rostogolesc, dau drumul la Minnesota, apoi se continua. Adevarat, ai putea spune acest lucru despre o multime de scoli impotriva Minnesota in ultimele decenii, dar dominanta OSU din Minnesota scoate emotia de a le juca pentru mine. Sper ca Jerry Kill poate schimba asta, dar Urban Meyer fiind Urban Meyer nu imi ofera prea multe sperante.

7. Statul Michigan

This ranking is based on recent history, and maybe, just maybe, one cold Halloween night in 2009 in Dinkytown when Adam Weber threw for over 400 yards and the Gophers upset a good Sparty squad. Minnesota built on that momentum with a loss to Illinois, a should-have-loss to SDSU 16-13, one of the most unwatchable losses to ever 12-0 to Iowa, then a similarily unwatchable bowl game loss to Iowa State. Was that really only four years ago? Gone and unfortunately not forgotten, Tim Brewster.

6. Penn State

Stirs inspiration just looking at a trophy that beautiful, doesn’t it? Serious question: why do we suck at making sports trophies now? The Pig, The Axe, The Jug, and the Stanley Cup are just a few sports trophies made long ago that remain awesome. New trophies that are awesome…yeah, I haven’t seen any. New trophies that were laughably bad include this one with Penn State, Penn State’s trophy with Michigan State, and of course, the undisputed all-time champion of bad trophies(really, who knew something made in Iowa would be so terrible? What a surprise).

5. Northwestern

I might be in the minority in both fan bases, but I love that the Gophers and Wildcats play every year, and I hope it continues. If we didn’t suck so much at making new trophies, I’d say this one deserves a trophy of it’s own, like the „we don’t take you seriously” trophy or something with the mantras of the two schools on them like Minnesota’s „SKI-U-MAH” and Northwestern’s „We’re Smarter and Richer Than You”. This has been a very competitive series, and despite NU’s success, it’s still a game I look at each and very year and think „there’s no way we lose to Northwestern.” Usually I’m wrong, but occassionally I’m right. Add in the fact it gives an excuse to visit Chicago every other year AND see a road game with more fans of the Gophers than the home team, and it’s a winner all around.

4. Michigan

I’m not saying the Little Brown Jug game isn’t important, it’s just that because Minnesota so rarely wins this one and because of the lack of proximity to Michigan, I don’t rank it as highly as the next three. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

3. Nebraska

I know, I know, I know- Minnesota has been even LESS competitive with Nebraska than with Michigan or even Ohio State, and yet they’re THIRD? For illogical and totally emotional reasons, I do feel a kinship with our western plains brethren, and after Chris’ more-than-glowing review of his trip to Lincoln, well, I just believe the Gophers need to play Nebraska every season without question, and we’ll just have to hope Jerry Kill is the man to get Minnesota a victory against the Huskers for the first time since…1960. Egads.

2. Iowa

First of all, f*ck Iowa. Second, WHO HATES IOWA? WE HATE IOWA! Third…it kills me to say it, but Lake Okoboji is kind of really awesome. Fourth..

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.ok fine, they’re our second most important rivalry, if not first. There are plausible and compelling arguments for having them first for any number of reasons, but I’m putting them here as of right now. Floyd is an awesome rivalry trophy (sorry that you have to live in Iowa this year, buddy. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Well except Hawkeye fans, and since they all seem to love living there I’d wish for the gift of perspective so they can understand why noone else wants to live there. Or to understand stadium bathrooms aren’t for having sex in), the two schools have a very lengthy history of playing, and this is one rivalry Minnesota has actually done pretty well at in recent seasons winning two of the past three and six of the past 15 meetings (if only Timmy Brew was right and 2008 and 55-0 didn’t exist. Alas, it did). From Iowa’s perspective, we’re at best third on their list behind Nebraska and Wisconsin, and come to think of it, would Minnesota be #1 on any other B1G school’s list? Guessing not, but still as great as this one with Iowa is, it’s not #1 for me.

1. Wisconsin

Barry Alvarez and Bret „Natty Ice” Bielema have just killed Minnesota since about 1995, as the Badgers have won nine straight and 16 of 18 since then. I get that, and I hope a new regime in Madison and continued improvement from Kill and the Gophers can help balance this „rivalry” out a little. But as one-sided as it’s been lately, this is still (and better always be) the longest-running rivalry in D1 college football, dating back to 1890. Not only that, but since 1948, they play for Paul Bunyan’s Axe, the coolest rivalry trophy in all the land. The history, the importance, and the trophy itself trumps all for me, and that’s why I rank it #1. All in all, whatever happens with conference and division realignment in coming seasons, the Gophers MUST play Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska every season. If Michigan fits in there, great, but I put the Little Brown Jug a distant fourth on my list.